• @HowManyNimons
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    86 months ago

    Because the government pays you to be married

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        26 months ago

        If you didn’t receive a healthy signing bonus for taking on your spouse, you got played for a fool. My bonus wasn’t crazy, but it bought us a modest house and meeting my 5-year performance goals covered our modest yacht.