@jeffwM to News • 1 month agoJ.D. Vance says he gets bad press because most journalists are “childless adults”www.motherjones.comexternal-linkmessage-square109arrow-up1593arrow-down113
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minus-square@RedAggroBestlink14•1 month agoAll this thread gave me is the question: What the fuck did I miss that JD Vance is now meme’d as a couch fucker?
minus-square@vxxlink9•edit-21 month agoAn Internet User made up that he wrote in his book that he put a latex glove between couch cussions and fucked it. The Internet spread it fast. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/ And then this happened: https://knowyourmeme.com/news/ap-retracts-its-jd-vance-couch-cushion-story-fact-check-leading-some-to-jokingly-conclude-the-lewd-tale-must-be-true And this: https://knowyourmeme.com/news/as-internet-discovers-truth-about-the-jd-vance-couch-diddler-rumors-it-discovers-time-vance-appears-to-have-looked-up-dolphins-violating-women-on-twitter
minus-square@EmpathicVagrantlink14•1 month agoVance made a statement clearly saying he has never had sexual relations with a couch ‘to completion’. This qualifier means, to me, that he did indeed do the thing.
minus-square@vxxlink6•1 month agoI couldn’t believe my ears when I heard it. That statement was so funny.
minus-square@EmpathicVagrantlink5•1 month agoI had to read it like four times, I focus (a bit too much) on rhetoric when someone speaks because I’m used to qualifiers like this twisting what they say, so I’m going to just keep pointing it out.
All this thread gave me is the question:
What the fuck did I miss that JD Vance is now meme’d as a couch fucker?
An Internet User made up that he wrote in his book that he put a latex glove between couch cussions and fucked it. The Internet spread it fast.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
And then this happened: https://knowyourmeme.com/news/ap-retracts-its-jd-vance-couch-cushion-story-fact-check-leading-some-to-jokingly-conclude-the-lewd-tale-must-be-true
And this:
https://knowyourmeme.com/news/as-internet-discovers-truth-about-the-jd-vance-couch-diddler-rumors-it-discovers-time-vance-appears-to-have-looked-up-dolphins-violating-women-on-twitter
Vance made a statement clearly saying he has never had sexual relations with a couch ‘to completion’.
This qualifier means, to me, that he did indeed do the thing.
I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard it. That statement was so funny.
I had to read it like four times, I focus (a bit too much) on rhetoric when someone speaks because I’m used to qualifiers like this twisting what they say, so I’m going to just keep pointing it out.
I’mma need some sauce on that denial.
That’s more than enough proof for me!