“I don’t care how, but you have to get out and vote,” Trump told the crowd at Turning Point Action’s Believer’s Summit. “Christians get out and vote. Just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore.”
“In four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed. It’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians,” Trump added during his 70-minute long speech. “We’ll have it fixed so good. You’re not going to have to vote.”
If he’d be smart, he’d say “we’ll have done such a good job governing that almost everyone will be convinced and vote republican anyway, so Christians don’t need to go out anymore”
Too coherent
And then he gives everyone free ponies that fart rainbows.