• Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D
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    1335 months ago

    I put all my passwords in a text document, then print it on a little strip of paper and shove it up my ass. Whenever I take a crap, I dig it out from the turds and try to memorise some of them again. Then I shove it back up there where noone else can find my data and I won’t lose it.

    • @ikidd
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      755 months ago

      sh.itjust.works

    • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D
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      495 months ago

      Forgot to mention I delete the text document and set fire to the computer’s hard drive. The passwords are only ever in my ass, with the rest of my personal shit.

      • @Crackhappy
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        225 months ago

        Following up your own shit post with another shit post is shit post gold.

    • lemmyvore
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      55 months ago

      This tracks very close to my idea of the suppository flask stick.

    • @thefrankring
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      35 months ago

      Have you ever tried anal, my beautiful gentleman?