• Track_Shovel
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    114 months ago

    But hey! I have this GREAT idea for faster medical services!

    • Scratch
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      94 months ago

      And transport!

      And internet!!!

      And schools!!!

      And utilities!!!

        • @pdxfed
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          54 months ago

          And brick mailing!

          • @[email protected]
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            24 months ago

            That will be $25 in postage, $30 in shipping and handling, $35 for insurance, and $15 cause we can fucking charge whatever you we want.

            Thank you for mailing with us with your prized possessions.

            • @Omgpwnies
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              24 months ago

              Don’t forget the $10 “convenience fee” because you didn’t talk to an actual human employee, thus saving the company money, so you have to pay more for that convenience