I know midwesterners who truly believe the Middle East is all one story clay shambly shacks, that everyone lives in a single room, and there’s a permanent sepia filter on.

I once to went to Mexio and everything was yellow tinted. Then I took off my yellow tinted glasses and everything was fine.

You all heard about the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Have you heard about the Mutant Corn Attacks?

It’s just so coincidental that Trumpie keeps winning.

Bahahahah fucking loser is crying over silly string and water balloons.

Nothing ruins the “strong man” propaganda that fascists push more than being a victim of stupid pranks.

Umm, you don’t have to time travel to see see back breaking farm work, finding people with measeles, children working, or being mauled a by bear.

Capitalism cares not for social, political, or any other type of cause. Capitalism only cares about making the line go up.

Don’t worry, Democrat leadership is furiously working on how they could support the fascists.

Oh, I don’t need anything like that…yet.

I had to do a lot of activities behind the dumpster at Arby’s to be able to buy popcorn.

A prefect shit post for comic book nerds.

I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Needs to be eaten.

Trumpie has been impeached twice, convicted several different times, charged with other offences, and more. Yet Trumpie was never truly punished for his behaviour. All this mounted too was some serious finger waving at Trumpie.

Gotta have your wage slaves and debt slaves.

That pink thong is disappearing in that fabolous ass of yours.

I’m sick and tired of alienating those who change for the better. I want people to feel like progressives are the good and welcoming people who just want everyone to be equal and the best they can be.

This is why I am not a big fan of Leopard’s Eating My Face posts.* Most of the time it’s regular people realizing their mistake. When people realize their mistakes, these are the cracks for progressives to spread a progressive ideals.

*The only time I enjoy Leopards Eating My Face posts are when the subject had a power and chose not do anything.

Sorry, this is the Internet. There is no room for nuance or forgiveness.

It was Sleepy Joe Biden or Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. No way was it negogiated by Glorious Brain Rot President Trumpie.

I dunno about giving a bunch of unknowingly LSD who also happen to have access to guns and the ability to destroy lives. Seems like a bad idea.

Now laxaitives or sediatives, that’s a different story. Cna’t shoot innocent people if you’re too busy shitting on the toilet or asleep at the wheel.

Fairly sure that Republicans are willing to Weekend at Bernie’s Trumpie and his declining health.