• @[email protected]
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    332 months ago

    Republicans in 2028:

    “We can’t have an election during a war! The election is suspended until the war with Mexico* is over.”

    *-technically the war is with Mexican cartels, not the Mexican government, so as long as we say at least 1 cartel still exists the war isn’t over.

    • miak
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      252 months ago

      War on Terror 2: Mariachi Madness

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      152 months ago

      They’ll pull a Reagan and start buying drugs from the cartels.