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minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish58•4 months agoSame reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…
minus-square@chonglibloodsportlinkEnglish15•4 months agoAlso if you’re going to cook and eat someone, you should at least slaughter and dress the carcass. Leaving the digestive tract in place is just going to taint the meat.
minus-square@chonglibloodsportlinkEnglish9•4 months agoOh yeah. Maybe the Ewoks have the metabolism of a crocodile so they could easily handle tainted meat! But then why would they be cooking it?
minus-squareBjörn TantaulinkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months agoMaybe they enjoy the cries of pain as their meat burns to death.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoMy guess is cortisol tastes good to them
Same reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…
Why weren’t they naked?
Honestly? To keep a PG rating.
Also if you’re going to cook and eat someone, you should at least slaughter and dress the carcass. Leaving the digestive tract in place is just going to taint the meat.
Depends on biology.
Oh yeah. Maybe the Ewoks have the metabolism of a crocodile so they could easily handle tainted meat! But then why would they be cooking it?
Maybe they enjoy the cries of pain as their meat burns to death.
Sounds like fun!
My guess is cortisol tastes good to them