• @Machinist
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    91 month ago

    One of the greatest pleasures in my life is pissing off the back porch when it’s cold, looking up at the Milky Way, and listening to the coyotes pack up.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      21 month ago

      I once peed outside while it was snowing and caught a snowflake on the tip of my penis. It was magical.