• @ours
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    5 months ago

    Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as “coffee”.

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      85 months ago

      Starbucks customer: Ooof, don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee…Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream…but low fat whipped cream

      • Masterbaexunn
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        55 months ago

        Low fat tho. Cause I don’t wanna get fat lol

        • @ours
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          25 months ago

          Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good.

          This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      makerating

      Masquerading?

      It’s an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that’s what you were going for.

      • @ours
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        45 months ago

        Yep, you’re correct, I butchered it. Tired.

        • @rekorse
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          15 months ago

          Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard.