• @TexasDrunk
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    82 months ago

    My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

    Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I’m not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

    I guess I’m going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like “Working hard or hardly working?”

        • @ivanafterall
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          22 months ago

          How else should I prevent my thongs from chafing?

          • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D
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            12 months ago

            Interesting question.

            Socks should ideally have some kind of internal smoothness that prevents discomfort. Ridges in awkward positions would probably make your senses play up.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        22 months ago

        BG3 occasionally, Elden Ring once a week, and once a month or so I’ll break out a classic NES or SNES game. Plus I play Battle for Wesnoth with dad when he’s not on the road.