• @NegativeInf
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    1305 months ago

    '“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”

    Vance smiled big as he delivered the joke, which earned some tepid laughter from the crowd.’

    What a fucking creep.

    • @OlinOfTheHillPeople
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      575 months ago

      There is now officially more evidence for JD’s couch shenanigans than anything involving Hunter Biden’s laptop.

      • @evidences
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        225 months ago

        The way this is evolving by the end of the month Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to roll a TV out into the floor of the house and show a video of JD fucking a couch.

    • DrSleepless
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      385 months ago

      But then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch tonight, er, I mean on the couch tonight. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

    • @Phegan
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      65 months ago

      A subtle adjustment would have been good. “But then I think I’d have to sleep WITH the couch tonight.”