A joke that the Ohio senator once got intimate with a couch has dominated political memes the last two weeks. On Tuesday, the VP hopeful may have inadvertently kept the gag going.
  • @dohpaz42English
    31•4 months ago

    I bet y’all were wondering when I’d get around to making this comment. Well, here I am and here it is:

    Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

    https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

    Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

    And remember kids, if you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.