• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    131 month ago

    No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

    • @rockSlayer
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      151 month ago

      But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        1 month ago

        If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.