• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    137 months ago

    No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

    • @rockSlayer
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      157 months ago

      But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        7 months ago

        If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.

      • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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        47 months ago

        You could, you just have to pay extra for that.