SSTF to Lemmy Shitpost • 5 months agoOlympic casual GigaChadimagemessage-square142arrow-up11.26Karrow-down126
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageOlympic casual GigaChadSSTF to Lemmy Shitpost • 5 months agomessage-square142
minus-square@gibmiserlink73•5 months agomakes me want to scream NERD!, except she could blow my head off easily.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish48•5 months agoNerd? No, she’s a cyborg sent back in time to protect you.
minus-square@dariusj18link27•5 months agoPretty sure that’s an air pistol and firing an actual pistol like that (assuming something big enough actually blow a head off) would do weird things to her shoulder.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•5 months agoShe shot you a week ago. Wait for it….
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•5 months agoEh, poses like this absolutely would not work in real world situations.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoIf you were standing exactly 10m away and did not move,…
minus-square@jj4211link6•5 months agoDamn, standing exactly 10m away from someone and not moving is my power move.
minus-square@mhaguelink6•5 months agoI assume an Olympic shooter would use a different stance when firing a more powerful gun and still “blow their head off.”
makes me want to scream NERD!, except she could blow my head off easily.
Nerd? No, she’s a cyborg sent back in time to protect you.
Pretty sure that’s an air pistol and firing an actual pistol like that (assuming something big enough actually blow a head off) would do weird things to her shoulder.
It would do weirder things to your head.
She shot you a week ago. Wait for it….
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Eh, poses like this absolutely would not work in real world situations.
If you were standing exactly 10m away and did not move,…
Damn, standing exactly 10m away from someone and not moving is my power move.
It’s my preferred flirting method.
I assume an Olympic shooter would use a different stance when firing a more powerful gun and still “blow their head off.”