• Jo Miran
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    523 months ago

    Then the fifties come and you’re like.

    Source: Am 51yo

    • Boozilla
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      173 months ago

      Death: Sooon. Sssssssoooon.

      Me: Come at me, bro!

      • Jo Miran
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        323 months ago

        Death eight years ago: Fall off a literal mountain while snowboarding and had to climb back out before I froze to death.

        Death six years ago: Four stents in the heart because two arteries were 99% blocked and a third 85%.

        Death two years ago: “Fine! I cast, stage III Cancer!”

        Me, in proper Gen-X fashion: “Whatever.”