• ObjectivityIncarnate
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      55 months ago

      I get what you’re going for, but young kids can’t vote, so this doesn’t really work as a joke. :P

      • @bitchkat
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        35 months ago

        Couch boy wants to give parents an extra vote for every child they have. Now, he doesn’t say how they are split between the parents so a) probably goes to the father and b) not if the kid has 2 moms or 2 dads.

        • Flying Squid
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          15 months ago

          He only has 3 kids. You’d think he would spend less time fucking couches with that attitude.

      • @BlitzoTheOisSilent
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        05 months ago

        Ok, then start issuing them social security numbers as soon as they’ve confirmed your pregnant so parents can start applying for and receiving benefits before the child is even born.

        Not attacking you, but I hate this fucking argument about fetuses being people: if they’re people at the moment of conception, then they need to be treated as such. Conservatives can’t have it both ways, despite the fact I know in their minds they can.

        On an unrelated note: I think it’s time we got rid of “under God” and “In God We Trust” from the pledge of allegiance and all of our currency. We’re not a Christian nation, I don’t believe in a God, and shouldn’t have to handle currency that goes against my lack of religious beliefs.

        But half our country wants a Christian-Theocratic-Sharia-Law institution as our government, and I’d prefer they just fuck right off.

        • ObjectivityIncarnate
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          15 months ago

          Did you intend to reply to me to begin with? 'cause I just made a side comment that’s not related to the actual controversy at all, lol