Donald Trump has questioned Kamala Harris’ race during an appearance before the National Association of Black Journalists in Chicago that quickly turned hostile.
I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.
You ain’t wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That’s why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public.
I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They’ll have to do better than that!
I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?
No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise
I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.
That’s why you always smell so delicious!
Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack
Look out Butthole Surfers, there’s a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!
Joke all you like, I’ve got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change.
But we’re a bunch of middle aged rockers so I’m not sure we’ll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring.
Spring??? Don’t worry, Spring doesn’t need any of your help to give it a bad name.
If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he’s high or contemplating murder
You ain’t wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That’s why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public.
Should’ve had a cover charge