cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11960564
In addition to Vance’s connections, the many of the authors who were appointed to government positions during the first Trump term mean that Project 2025 basically lays out Republican policy aspirations.
Ok these have been going through my head all day…
There once was a man who saw, The oval office furniture
And while his pants did grow tight, He advocated for whites, But he just wanted to fuck couch cushions.
There once was a man named Vance,
who couldn’t keep it in his pants.
One day he was lookin’
at a pretty couch cushion,
and the poor thing never stood a chance.
keep working on it but it has potential. maybe swap “saw” for “envisioned”? couch cushions is great to end on
There’s how they all go…I know where I want it to end, but the rest is up in the air
My brain has been doing limericks all day, my first one ending with stains deep in the loveseat is the best anyways
how about “there once was a man who envisioned / the oval office furnishings/”