which probably makes him feel even worse when he thinks about how historians 1000 years from now will be writing their dissertations on j.d. ‘the couch fucking couchfucker’ vance
I’m just amazed anyone thought otherwise. To me it clearly seemed to be a joke. Then when the AP fact check went up (saying he probably didn’t, but no one can be certain), it got exponentially more hilarious. And then when, inevitably, they took the fact check down, it was fully cemented into the public consciousness.
I wish we’d spend the time on things that actually matter, like him wanting to insert himself into things that should be between a person and their doctor, but since it bothers horrible people, I’m not complaining.
But then other news suggests its totally true and a verified fact, we’re just asking questions and assuming the answer that feels most true. I’ll never belive the media lies that he isn’t a sofa fucker.
The guy that published the picture of the “book” admitted it was a troll.
But there’s still no proof that James David didn’t fuck a couch.
Excuse me, but I believe you have misspelled Jackin Decouch Vance.
Hmm, isn’t that kinda weird? Is he okay?
I think he’ll feel better once he gets down on and with his couch
Excuse me, but did you misspell Shay D Vance?
Jance Dance Vance. That’s his name.
I’m sick of these types of lies they don’t move the conversation forward. It’s not a couch! It’s a “love seat”.
Cream filled love seat.
“Filled” is a little generous, bro gives off low volume vibes.
The other day I didn’t drink enough water and when I jerked off it was like a dried up booger that I had to pull out of my dick hole.
I hate you so fucking much.
It’s a thin membrane between the 2
But it sticks because Vance looks like the kind of weirdo who would actually do that. It wouldn’t work on Biden, for example.
Young Biden was a hottie, he didn’t need pay-to-play couches.
I figured it was too absurd to be real, but I can’t help but laugh at jokes about it.
It’s not every election that something like this, independent from all the serious conversations, becomes a meme.
which probably makes him feel even worse when he thinks about how historians 1000 years from now will be writing their dissertations on j.d. ‘the couch fucking couchfucker’ vance
We know. It’s still hilarious.
I’m just amazed anyone thought otherwise. To me it clearly seemed to be a joke. Then when the AP fact check went up (saying he probably didn’t, but no one can be certain), it got exponentially more hilarious. And then when, inevitably, they took the fact check down, it was fully cemented into the public consciousness.
I wish we’d spend the time on things that actually matter, like him wanting to insert himself into things that should be between a person and their doctor, but since it bothers horrible people, I’m not complaining.
Isn’t that exactly what we’re doing?
(Sorry)
But then other news suggests its totally true and a verified fact, we’re just asking questions and assuming the answer that feels most true. I’ll never belive the media lies that he isn’t a sofa fucker.