I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, “Yeah all the time.” I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we’ve heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

  • @[email protected]English
    34•4 months ago

    Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, and her friends wondered why there are so many semen-based recipes and nothing on Google about cooking with vaginal juices.

    Wut

    • Phenomephrene
      11•4 months ago

      My guess is that the vaginal juice recipes are already there, they’re just suffering a lack of the personnel with the SEO skills to get them to the first few pages.

    • sp3ctr4l
      5•4 months ago

      Did she try looking for recipes based around menstrual fluid? There are a surprising amount of those.

      • @pete_the_catEnglish
        5•4 months ago

        I did not need to know that, thanks.

        The only thing I can assume is that these recipes are created by vampires for vampires that don’t want to bite people.

        • sp3ctr4l
          4•4 months ago

          From my personal experience: There are a good number of… well basically self-taught witches, who use menstrual blood (among other things) for various rituals and spells and hexes, and some of that eventually evolved into cooking.

          From elsewhere: All around the world, there are various traditions, folk religion, local superstitions, most of which are quite niche, but simultaneously a lot of them also have rituals involving consumption of menstrual blood or food made with it for varying reasons.

          • @pete_the_catEnglish
            2•4 months ago

            Ah, yes, good old blood magic. As a teen (I’m a dude) I was interested in witchcraft/Wicca and watched Charmed and The Craft a lot. That makes sense once you said that. Thanks :)

      • @PrimeMinisterKeyes
        2•4 months ago

        “Darling, guess what? Blackberry jam is on the menu again.”

    • @db2
      2•4 months ago

      There are though. There’s even a beer.