• Sen. JD Vance recounted being asked if he had a “secret family” during the vice presidential vetting process, which he found intrusive and bizarre, especially since his wife was present.
  • Vance described the vetting process as detailed and intrusive, including questions about potential family criticisms and criminal history.
  • Politicians undergoing vice presidential vetting often face extensive scrutiny to prepare for media examination, highlighting past examples like Herschel Walker and John Edwards who had hidden children.
    • Flying Squid
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      512 months ago

      Excuse me, but his book VERY CLEARLY said he used a rubber glove.

      Or was he raw dogging another couch while he was cheating on his wife with the couch he definitely wrote about in his book? (Chapter 11, page 180.)

      • Jo Miran
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        452 months ago

        Sofa, I haven’t read any clarifications on the matter. It seems like a story someone should chaise down

        • @thesohoriots
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          112 months ago

          Doesn’t require lofty Eames either.

        • Optional
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          32 months ago

          Wait . . . Is JD Vance . . . a Sub-Genius??

    • The Pantser
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      122 months ago

      I don’t blame him, that sextional has got a lot of cusion for the push-in.

    • Match!!
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      72 months ago

      No accidental pregnancies if you only fuck La-Z-Boys.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      Now all I can think of is the my pillow wife comic that I cant fucking find, but instead its couch fucker Vance and the couch he fucks.

    • @DarkShaggy
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      32 months ago

      Take your up vote you beautiful thing