Don’t block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I’m blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
I’m starting to think Everett might just be insane.
Don’t block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I’m blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
If “excuse me” doesn’t work, blast away.
It never does.
Recommend looking like an escaped mental patient in the thall of a disembodied voice, that always works for my human.
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What about a bicycle horn? 🤣 (Sorry for your troubles, I don’t mean to poke fun)
Damn dude, see a doctor or something.
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
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If only my local shops had a seemingly infinite hole to push people into.
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There’s these magical words called “excuse me” which will cause the people to move out of the way when you utter them.
But they don’t. The indignance of Southern boomers is unparalleled.
Okay, then proceed to type in all caps. :)
If a stranger starts slapping you in the face, you just have to say “Excuse me. Please stop” which will cause them to stop slapping you in the face.
There’s no need to be rude about it.
But he’s walking right down the middle, which is also bad.
He’s definitely an asshole.