• @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    What if I don’t want to observe my turd on an elevated toilet bowl pedestal every time I take a shit?

    • @[email protected]
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      246 months ago

      You have to do the ‘ol’ push ‘n flush and hope you got the timing down.

      Turns out your shit sitting exposed on a dry shelf smells exponentially worse than when it drops into water. Anyone still using these toilets in the 21st century is a psychopath.

    • @suction
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      16 months ago

      Then you do a no-look flush. Ever heard of Magic Johnson??