I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    81 month ago

    If I have to pee I’ll say “I have to pee” if I have to shit I say “I have to go to the bathroom”

    • @over_cloxOP
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      31 month ago

      I usually just say I gotta go to the poo room. But hey, if you wanna bathe in it, I won’t stop you.