Alt text: a screenshot of a microblog post with the text “you walking down an alleyway with a gram of weed in your pocket, who would you rather catch you?” Below are two pictures side by side. One of Kamala Harris and the other of Batman.

  • @qarboneEnglish
    3•1 month ago

    Can’t. Curse stole all your money. And killed you dad, dog, and three Marthas.

    Oh and you’re a rabid shrew-person now. 'Cuzza curse.

    • @[email protected]
      2•1 month ago

      So Batman could help people by building a new city a few hamburger stadiums away & arrange for free transport there?

      Then only owls & masked weirdos would remain.
      Or some of them might get minimum wage jobs in the new BatWay city.