• @just_another_person
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    373 months ago

    Mike Johnson is a fucking moron, and a crazypants nutjob.

    Every time you hear some Republican piece of shit start arguing that it was “unfair”, or “illegal” or whatever word they want to say about Biden stepping out, or that they’ll sue and win in court somehow, just very calmly look them right in the eye and say: “BIDEN WASNT EVEN THE FUCKING NOMINEE YET YOU MORONIC JIZZLOBBER. THERE WERE NO BALLOTS TO PRINT BECAUSE THE NOMINATION HADNT HAPPENED YET. NO LAWS OR RULES WERE BROKEN BECAUSE NOTHING WAS OFFICIAL YET. DUHHHHHHH.”

    Really go wild with that last “duh”.

    • @_stranger_
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      23 months ago

      jizzlobber is a new one for me, and an excellent one.

    • @krashmo
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      13 months ago

      Anything past that first sentence is just noise to them. They won’t even hear it, much less process it rationally. You might succeed in angering them with this tactic but they sure as hell won’t change their views.

      • @just_another_person
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        13 months ago

        Let’s be honest here, Lemmyfolk. None of us are running for office. I think it’s fine.