WICHITA FALLS, TX—Forgetting partisan battles for a moment amid laughter and shrieks of “Don’t let it bounce,” a bitterly divided U.S. populace came together Monday to keep a beach ball in the air. “As much as our differences may seem like they define us, at our core all Americans share a love of not letting this…
  • @VelvetStormEnglish
    6•3 months ago

    At press time, the ball had reportedly been shot after a Carbondale, IL resident accused the inflated plastic sphere of trespassing on private property.

    Ya, that sounds about right. I’ve been there quite a few times, and that’s the vibe I always get from them.