@[email protected] to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.com@[email protected] to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square128fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@qx128linkEnglish144•1 month agoTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-square@ZombiepiratelinkEnglish65•1 month ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-square@morphballganonlinkEnglish11•1 month agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-square@qx128linkEnglish10•1 month agoOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you’re in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.