• @qx128
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    1445 months ago

    Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!

    Fuck around and find out.

    • @Zombiepirate
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      655 months ago

      “Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”

      • @morphballganon
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        115 months ago

        He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

        • @Zombiepirate
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          245 months ago

          I’ve been told there are mods for everything.

      • @qx128
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        105 months ago

        Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄

    • @The_v
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      55 months ago

      Up to 5 years to think about it.