A while back I broke up after a long term committed relationship, and part of the process involved splitting our finances. I went to the bank to close our account, and it being around November, the teller innocently asked, “Do you have any plans for the holidays?”
I deadpan replied, “Well, I’m closing out a joint checking account, so what do you think?”
The teller: O___O “I am so sorry!”
Fortunately I was able to laugh about it and tell them it was okay.
Joke’s on them, though, because I wound up getting blackout drunk on Johnny Walker Black with a real beard mall Santa that Christmas and saying things about my ex that I should not have said.
A while back I broke up after a long term committed relationship, and part of the process involved splitting our finances. I went to the bank to close our account, and it being around November, the teller innocently asked, “Do you have any plans for the holidays?”
I deadpan replied, “Well, I’m closing out a joint checking account, so what do you think?”
The teller: O___O “I am so sorry!”
Fortunately I was able to laugh about it and tell them it was okay.
Joke’s on them, though, because I wound up getting blackout drunk on Johnny Walker Black with a real beard mall Santa that Christmas and saying things about my ex that I should not have said.
Black Label is the best thing to blackout from.
I want to know more about your time with Santa. That night sounds epic tbh
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