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    We moved up a level

    Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

    Papa, you ain’t fly

    Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

    She’s hella aiight

    Oh snap?

    Crackle pop

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      Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

      Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

      Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

      Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      90’s Edition:

      Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

      Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

      Wazzzuuuuup!?

      Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

      • @Sylvartas
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        Somehow I understand all 4 versions. I am a generational Rosetta stone

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        Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):

        Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!

        I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.

        Sie bims?

        Sie bims.

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      Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.