Image: Gif of Steve Urkel looking around confused

Caption: When I take max dose of an ADHD stimulant and it makes me passout on the couch

  • @ChocoboRocket
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    65 months ago

    Cocain isn’t calming at all! It tastes horrible, makes my throat go numb and dry which makes me gag, while everyone else seems to be somehow enjoying themselves and wanting more.

    I’ll be over here smoking my 16th joint of the afternoon while daydreaming of every anime fight scene I’ve ever seen all at the same, while taking out only half the trash before I start mowing either only the front or back yard while 2 songs simultaneously play in my mind thank you very much

    • @I_Has_A_Hat
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      -35 months ago

      You probably don’t have ADHD.

      • @[email protected]
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        55 months ago

        Nah babe, all our brains are wired different! Plus even a trained medical professional wouldn’t make an assessment like that over one comment, c’mon lol

      • @BleatingZombie
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        45 months ago

        I don’t think it’s that cut and dry. Coffee makes me jittery AND sleepy