Yolo.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    24 months ago

    Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      34 months ago

      Bone-on! Apply directly to forehead.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      4 months ago

      Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.

      I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.

      You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.