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  • @[email protected]OP
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    3 months ago

    One source: Meaning “erect penis” is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of “hardness”) of hard-on (1893).

    Another: “bon” and “er”, is Latin for “make good”.

    Also of note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

    Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then “boner” it can be.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      23 months ago

      Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        33 months ago

        Bone-on! Apply directly to forehead.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.

        I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.

        You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.