• 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    44 months ago

    I want the deep dive abilities of a Sperm Whale. Able to hold my breath for 90 minutes and survive 100+ atmospheres of pressure.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      84 months ago

      You’ll have to survive the bite first.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      34 months ago

      Alternately, get bitten by a sperm and spend your life drowning in pussy.

      • @numberfour002
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        24 months ago
        1. Sperm is not an animal.

        2. Sperm will drown in lotion, tissue paper, toilets, mouths, assholes, various fruit, couches apparently, condoms, and probably an order of magnitude or few more places than just this small list I’ve constructed.

        3. Sperm don’t have a mouth and thus cannot bite.