• @ummthatguy
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      121 month ago

      Regardless, this restructuring of burger engineering opens up some new thinking. The longstanding dilemma, of course, is how one prevents the slipperiness caused by tomato slices.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        91 month ago

        Unless it’s a tomato fresh from a garden, like I’m talking about still warm from the sun, then it doesn’t belong on a burger.

        • @Starbuck
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          81 month ago

          If you have a fresh tomato, it’s hard to beat a BLT to showcase the freshness of the tomato. Aside from just eating it sliced with a pinch of sea salt, of course.

          • @ummthatguy
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            81 month ago

            Plus a little fresh cracked pep.

              • @ummthatguy
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                31 month ago

                Even Mike Myers, Catherine O’Hara, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Leslie Nielson, Colin Mochrie, The Kids in the Hall, Tommy Chong, Michael J. Fox?? John Candy?!?

          • @HowManyNimons
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            31 month ago

            Put it on a bagel with some cream cheese and fresh basil? Cracked pepper if you like?

          • Maeve
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            21 month ago

            Why not just on a sandwich, with a little mayo, salt, and pepper? Or a homemade biscuit or scone?

        • @ummthatguy
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          71 month ago

          My parents had grape tomato bushes growing in the backyard that my older sister and I would pick off the vine growing up. Divine. I enjoy a burger that warrants a slice, but have yet to devise a means to reasonably contain it. As Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said “Failing to do so is my greatest regret.”

          • Davel23
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            71 month ago

            My grandma had an apricot tree. I have never tasted an apricot as good as the ones that came from that tree.

            • @NegativeInf
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              61 month ago

              Grown with love and dowsed in those tasty old school pesticides! Gives em a kick!

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            21 month ago

            A fresh tomato is squishy, not slippery like a mealy store ripen piece of shit so it contains itself.

        • Maeve
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          31 month ago

          Curious how lettuce, full of water, protects the structural integrity of the bottom part of the bun? I’m not saying it doesn’t, rather that it seems counterintuitive.

          • @Eheran
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            51 month ago

            It is just a water barrier. So anything water/wet can not get to the bun. But you need some adhesion layer, like sometime sticky below and above, perhaps with sharp edges from crunchy onions to really lock the layer in place. Then build up more layers.