• magnetosphere
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    1215 months ago

    This was just a silly joke that got WAY out of hand. The author isn’t even trying to claim it’s real. Getting defensive and angry is the worst possible way to respond - therefore, I hope they keep doing it.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      415 months ago

      It would be something to see a headline about JD Vance denying having relations with a couch

      Wonder if it’ll happen

        • @Meron35
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          325 months ago

          I did not have sexual relations with that couch

          I did not have sexual relations with that couch

          I did not have sexual relations with that couch

          I did not have sexual relations with that couch

          I did not have sexual relations with that couch

      • @P00ptart
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        45 months ago

        Could you imagine being the person that wrote that?!? Id take a drink of whatever just to do a spit take. “Omfg, I can’t believe it’s gone that far!”

    • @[email protected]
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      235 months ago

      You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

      • @WindyRebel
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        215 months ago

        Come on. You and I both know that those stats are cushioned.

      • Lightor
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        65 months ago

        There has been a steep recline in these numbers over the years.