• @ZhaoYadang
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    341 month ago

    “Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).

    • @Passerby6497
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      261 month ago

      Trump campaign refuses to deny that Vance sexually assaulted a love seat

      • @rayyy
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        131 month ago

        That’s weird. People are saying Shay D Vance LOVES his couch.

        • @Passerby6497
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          131 month ago

          When asked why he’s ignoring his wife, Vance stated quote “I don’t know, there’s just something so thrilling about the chaise, and I just don’t get that from her.”

          • KingJalopy
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            71 month ago

            Lol, that reminds me of someone’s comment the other day calling him a homo-sectional

        • @_wizard
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          11 month ago

          Oh, that’s probably the best name I’ve heard of him yet. Hope it sticks.

    • @P00ptart
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      31 month ago

      It’s like “uhhh, you realize you’re talking about couches right now, right?”