• @NineMileTower
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    291 month ago

    J.D. Vance did not fuck a couch. Please stop saying that J.D. fucked a couch. J.D. never once fucked a couch and he never will fuck a couch. I will deny that J.D. Vance fucked a couch forever and ever, because J.D. Vance, candidate for Vice President of the United States of America DID NOT fuck a couch. But I would believe it if it were true.

    • @DigiDemiFiend
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      41 month ago

      Pump the brakes a little bit, you can’t say he never did it. You can say there’s no proof he ever fucked a couch. We may never know.