• @SendMePhotos
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    1301 month ago

    … You know what? I’ve got time. Do you want some tea or coffee?

    • Transporter Room 3
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      1 month ago

      Legitimately would invite them to chill with me on the porch. I’m not inviting them in though

      Vampires ain’t gonna trick me a third time.

      • @[email protected]
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        141 month ago

        Is that why you’re on the third transporter room? Just beam them out from where you are. Reclaim your space!

        • Transporter Room 3
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          51 month ago

          on?

          I am Transporter Room 3. Or I might just be an amalgamation of all the consciousnesses Chief O’Brien has stored in the pattern buffer uhhhh beamed up… Yeah beamed up.

          You’d be surprised how much silver is in a transporter though. Vampires just slide right out.

      • @Ziglin
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        21 month ago

        It’s not like vampires can drink each other’s blood, right?

        (You can trust me…)