If their voters are willing to wear t-shirts saying “real men wear diapers”, we need to get in on this racket and sell “real men fuck couches” and “better a couch-fucker than a Democrat!” shirts, then after a certain threshold of sales and enough time for Vance and Trump to notice and comment on the phenomenon, we can reveal that the profits are being donated to Kamala and that every shirt sold has a secret message written around the image in a tiny font that says “if you can read this, you’re a fucking moron”.