• @ummthatguyOP
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    63 months ago

    It’s still my favorite routine. This segment was specifically about the expedition that founded the colonies on the east coast of North America. However, I generalized it to encompass the 6 or so other groups that “found” the continent or discovered an “empty” region.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      Except I think it’s interesting this was not generalizable. The Spanish were looking for people, just different people at first. Cortez for example landed and immediately “employed” hundreds of native people to come up with some wealth to pay off the exploration debt. The friars were specifically there to convert people to Catholicism.

      The British puritans were looking to build their personal Utopia, but the Spanish and others, it seems to me, were looking for a populated colony from the start.

    • @Broken_Monitor
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      43 months ago

      Its been a looooong time since I’ve seen it, but as I recall, what I really want to know is… cake? Or Death??

      • @ummthatguyOP
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        53 months ago

        Well we’re outta cake! We only had 3 bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.

        • @Cringedrif
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          63 months ago

          So my choice is or death? I’ll have the chicken then.