• Queue
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    474 months ago

    Can’t wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      474 months ago

      “I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”

      • Queue
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        174 months ago

        If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.

      • kingthrillgore
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        74 months ago

        Unfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out.

        Helium though that’ll do it

      • Tlaloc_Temporal
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        14 months ago

        Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.

        I’m thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by “autopilot”.