• @MHanak
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      174 months ago

      Linux: i punch myself in the face because it’s free

      Windows: i pay this guy to punch me in the face, but he sometimes decides to punch me in the nuts, and also tries to sell me stuff

    • @[email protected]
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      154 months ago

      I like the part where your every move is screencapped definitely not at all “uploaded”

      • @LinusSexTips
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        54 months ago

        Oh no no, that’s the best part.

        You pay us (OneDrive Subscription) and we will store, scrape and monetize everything you’ve ever done on your “personal computer”.

        Thanks for choosing Microsoft products.