• @[email protected]
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    536 months ago

    This just made the best argument for how I’m going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. I’ll be a paragon of health.

    • Blackout
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      316 months ago

      Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

      • @[email protected]
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        76 months ago

        Ice cream not melting seems like a small problem considering ice cream in general are full of saturated fat and sugar.

        • Blackout
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          56 months ago

          You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

      • flicker
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        26 months ago

        I’ve never seen this before and I’m horrified.

    • @moistclump
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      126 months ago

      If we want to max processed make sure you’re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, “frozen desserts”.

    • @toynbee
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      96 months ago

      Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe you’re more right than you realized!

    • @numberfour002
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      36 months ago

      Your sodium, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels will earn gold, silver, and bronze medals for their Olympic-grade high jumps. And that’s how you know it’s healthy.