• @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      Why the hell would you zap grasshoppers? They are nice and cute and harmless as fuck!

        • don
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          33 months ago

          Don’t bug zappers come with a power switch?

          • Cap
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            43 months ago

            Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

          • moosetwin
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            3 months ago

            Last time I trusted a power switch I got my leg torn off.

            haven't actually had leg torn off

            I just meant this to humorously express that you should treat it as faulty unless you are willing to risk getting hurt (e.g. gun safety)

            • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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              13 months ago

              I refuse to believe your spoiler. Sounds like Big Power Switch got their hands on you and forced a retraction.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        3 months ago

        Grasshoppers can become locusts, which can cause devastation of biblical proportions.