• @Zombiepirate
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    -13 months ago

    Now even kids in Texas will learn about a failed apocalyptic prophet named Jesus!

    Maybe they should go with a book that doesn’t tell you how much you can beat your slaves though? That’s one fucked up god.

    Do Joseph Smith next! He’s a lot more fun, although the prose in Mormon texts is awfully repetitive, kind of like when the Bible goes on for a whole chapter about genealogy. Come on, I just want to get to the genocide and incest boat!