• @[email protected]
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    211 month ago

    Trump would never allow a strong male to roam his pasture. Of course he chose a limp towel to be his running mate. Vance is basically his mini me.

    • @P00ptart
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      71 month ago

      He may be a limp towel, but his blanket is brittle af.

    • @CitizenKong
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      31 month ago

      Also basically just one consonant change to memorize, which is easier for the senile old man.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Oh that’s not an issue. He’s got his name on the one hand and the info to not poop his pants on the other. He confuses the hands sometimes, but for that he’s wearing diapers. JD cries though, when the old man calls him sir poopy pants.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      I saw a Trump/Vance sign the other day that had started as a Trump/Pence sign originally, and they just changed the first two letters of the VP’s name - the different color of those two letters made it clear.

      It made me wonder if Trump picked Vance because his name was so similar to Pence.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        It’s responsible to recycle. He can also use the old gallows they built for pence once he gets bored of Vance as well.