Humans are bi-pedal animals who walk extensively over long distances. However our feet are soft and not well suited to the task. However dogs, monkeys, and other animals have paws that serve as shoes to protect the feet.

No other mammal has such unprotected - but we are known for walking the farthest distances / nomadic behavior. Is this a joke?

I want paw feet instead of shoes.

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    27 days ago

    Well your first problem is using Google.

    Gotta use Duck Duck Go + Tor + VPN on a burner phone you can yeet into the middle of international waters when you’re done. Make sure to sink the boat while you’re there, too. That way, under international law, nobody owns it.

    • oce 🐆
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      I’d recommend a Boeing spacecraft instead, ocean is still reachable by commoners.

      • @Rolando
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        If you take a Boeing spacecraft, you risk ending up in the ocean anyway.