• @seaQueue
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    164 months ago

    It looks like your friendship has progressed to the serious relationship stage, would you like to pay an extra $300/mo to unlock marriage?

    • @gAlienLifeform
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      134 months ago

      “To cancel your subscription, please send a signed and notarized Original Petition for Divorce that has been filed with the Family Division of the District Court of the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station where we are incorporated.”

      • @[email protected]
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        4 months ago

        Your AI friend has taken ill and needs an expensive virtual operation (tech support). Pay $$$ or it may die!

        Your AI friend has suddenly died and we have automatically billed your account for your new AI friend relationship.